Monday, September 13, 2010

Top 5 Most Ridiculous Cars Ever






1. Smart
This car is my second most hated, right after Prius. This car is so ugly, it's so pointless and plain useless, that Mercedes didn't want to put their name
on it. Instead, they called it "Smart". This car is not Smart, this car is Useless. You get into an accident, airbag will kick you out from the back window (if there's one), or you will be choked to death. It's not fast, it's not fuel efficient, it can't fit more than 2 people in there. It's useless!












2. Bugatti Veyron
VW was bored, so they decided to make a car that has 1000hp and does a top speed of 255 mph. They had to use a giant W16 and 10 radiators. But guess what, McLaren did a better job with their F1. It did a faster 0-60 and faster 0-100. It handles better and it looks better. And it doesn't cost as much either and it's 20 years old. So what VW is saying that the only difference in 20 years is 15mph? You get an engine that has 6 cylinders more and 200 more hp, and yet, it's slower! That proves that VW are truly incompetent in what they are doing.




3. BMW X5M
X5M is an not an O.K. car. It's fast, yes. It does 0-60 in 3.5 seconds, that's just as fast Nissan GT-R and it's 1.7 seconds faster than M3. It is ugly, you can't argue with that, but overall, the car is pointless. Why would you need a 3 second SUV, where are you going to unleash it? Track? No way! This car will be sliding all over the place. Straightline? That's why there's Shelby GT500 for. If you want a luxury and you want a bimmer, get the regular X5 or 7 series, but if you want speed, and again if you want a bimmer, then get the M3. There's no need to buy a Hybrid, and if you do, you will regret it soon.



4. Subaru Forester STi.
Yes, Subaru also has a pointless vehicle. I don't even know why they made this. I think they were drunk to even think of something as ridiculous as this. They made the same mistake as BMW did with their X5M. Just as X5M, it has faster 0-60 than the STi, but it's not faster around the track. It can't even do a slalom properly. So why would you waste your money on this? The good thing is, they don't sell it in the US, unlike the X5M. But if they would, I'm pretty sure many people would've bought it.



5. Hummer H1
This car was originally made for army, but later on, "civilian" versions of this car were mass-produced. Many people bought it, and I'm pretty sure they regret doing so. It's big, that passing through narrow streets of San Francisco for this car would be simply impossible. It doesn't just waste fuel, it drinks it like a Russian alcoholic drinking Putinka. Just like the Viper or Corvette, the joke is, it's not miles per gallon, it's gallons per mile. So why would people, even though they know all this, go out and buy those cars? Just because they think it's "Gangsta". You know what's not going to be gangsta, your empty bank account after one ride to San Diego and back to LA.

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